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Fort Hood running out of gates to name after murdered soldiers
"III Corpse" is less a typo than an undercount.
Mar 27 • 
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Space Force chief releases annual ‘binge-watch’ list
Reading is sooooo 2019.
Mar 25 • 
Robin Berger
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Space Force declares bankruptcy after Silicon Valley Bank collapse
Times are tough for all sorts of startups.
Mar 24 • 
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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
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Critics warn National Guard lacks exit strategy for presidential inauguration
Jan 15, 2021 • Duffel Blog
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Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef
Oct 25, 2021 • Duffel Blog
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
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Afghanistan Commission identifies exact PowerPoint slide that lost War
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DoD to migrate all field grade officers to the cloud
Taking obsolescent officers from flops to teraflops.
Mar 22 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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US Navy sub accidentally collides with downed Reaper drone
The Navy has categorized the event as a Class-A Oopsie.
Mar 20 • 
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Report: Chinese balloon pilot was attempting to defect to US
A tragic end to a heartbreaking flight for freedom or beer. Or possibly both.
Mar 18 • 
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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
Mar 17 • 
Robin Berger
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Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body
CompTIA and Microsoft CSA already have prime neck real estate .
Mar 15 • 
Whiskey Fueled Tirade
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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
No port-a-potties were harmed in the reporting of this article.
Mar 13 • 
Jan Lionsnest
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Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole
You can't unsee it.
Mar 11 • 
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